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September, 2008
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Sep 08
Bristol Palin: Like Mother, Like Daughter?
I read something recently in which someone suggested that, like her much mediated daughter, Sarah Palin was also marriage by shotgun. In other words, Sarah Palin also engaged in premarital sex (something she is purportedly against) forcing her and high school sweetheart, Todd, to elope.
Not sure where the wedding occurred. In a “house of god?” Vegas?
Here is the math:
April 20, 1989 – Track Palin born (though there is some confusion over this)
August 29, 1988 – Sarah and Todd Palin elope
July 20, 1988 – Nine months prior to Track Palin’s birth
I love any point in time when a Genesis song becomes a relevant commentary.
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Sep 08
New Cornslaw Industries releases…
Though the Board of Directors prematurely foresaw a solid street date of September 1st, 2008 for the “08.32″ releases, the releases are mere days away from mass availability.
Here is a list of all the new releases, included five new artists.
Danger Vacuum presents Read (pronounced “Red”)
Doc Mailman presents Is It Too Doc Mailman
Stark and Nemo presents …Not Dark and Emo
1000000 a.d. presents Four Tracks From the Four Track II
Dewback presents Dewback II
Tyler Kinney presents EP
The Birch Run Russell presents Telescope
The Grossly MisJudged Collective Works of Barry’s Listening presents Prog
Unfortunately (or fortunately) The tribute album Weird Al Ruined My Life has been postponed until mid to late October, 2008. Contributions will still be considered.
